Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

It's been a while since I used this: you stupid bastard!

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Crowned Sataness 12

are you stupid? that's not even funny as a teen prank. you know how many accidents you can cause and fires you can start. ****** idiot

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JackWood 20

That's a hard lesson but one you don't repeat

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poopface82 23

Please go forth, bonk your head on a hardback book and don’t do it again.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

It's been a while since I used this: you stupid bastard!

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Crowned Sataness 12

are you stupid? that's not even funny as a teen prank. you know how many accidents you can cause and fires you can start. ****** idiot

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JuneBleeds4 19

Future Darwin Award candidate right here, folks.

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