Transportation, Cars and Accident: Don't look back in anger

Don't look back in anger

By Newny Cooper - 31/12/2024 13:00 - United States - Roselle

Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 193

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 518

You deserved it 43 614

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

Best seat in the house

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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You deserved it 1 947

Messy

By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 550

You deserved it 167

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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You deserved it 2 832

Gunged

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 351

You deserved it 91

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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You deserved it 40 487

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 208

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 255

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 243

poopface82 23

Tuesday 31 December 2024 21:27

FYL for being rear-ended, which is legally not your fault 99.9% of the time. YDI for thinking Tesla trucks are cool.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 1 January 2025 14:19

You thought the Tesla looked cool? You know you shouldn't be driving with impaired vision, right?

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maverick83 15

Tuesday 31 December 2024 20:35

and then burst into flames, I'm guessing?

poopface82 23

Tuesday 31 December 2024 21:27

FYL for being rear-ended, which is legally not your fault 99.9% of the time. YDI for thinking Tesla trucks are cool.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 1 January 2025 14:19

You thought the Tesla looked cool? You know you shouldn't be driving with impaired vision, right?

easybree 10

Wednesday 1 January 2025 18:21

it’s horrid. interesting to see for the first time, but i find it dreadful

easybree 10

Wednesday 1 January 2025 18:20

LOL aww

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