Disney and Health: Disney dreams

Disney dreams

By onthetoilet - 04/01/2010 22:20 - France

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from Splash Mountain. FML

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Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:02

What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

ebbomega 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:03

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

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buttercuppies 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:14

I don't recall splash mountain smelling like poopy... sooo.. you must have pleasant smelling diarrhea.

shrimp12409 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:25

u obviously dont go alot h go about every week and it's not one hour all the time it's been really short lately

MandaMazing 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:49

that's gross....

MeCabo 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:51

Disneyworld is better

Sammydubbs 2

Monday 2 May 2011 14:08

so they were at the happiest place on earth and you were at the crappiest place on earth :)

wafflerampage 0

Friday 10 June 2011 22:34

This would've been a win for you if your family went to Epcot.

purebliss7 6

Friday 4 November 2011 4:56

that ride will never be the same for me now.

jarydlover 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:51

that sucks, have fun at the crappiest place on earth XD

HEIDIBELLA 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 21:32

You poor person !

DaEpicTaco 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 5:38

Disneyworld is better

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