Demon child

By thatoneguy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a five year-old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 753
You deserved it 3 525

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You're babysitting and allow the kid to get his hands on a knife? Please get a different job

Comments

abstractsnipe 0

Did he want nuts with his icecream?

andrewjt 3

Whip out the good ol' paddle and start swinging

izzy7 11

Great babysitter you are leaving a knife where a 5 year old could get ahold of it in the first place.

crazygurlzz1 5

omg im in love with that kid! it brings back memories of lil 6 year old me(:

You're on the computer while you're babysitting!!!

i c him being a cerial killer in the near future

I knew a kid like this kid mentioned in my childhood neighborhood... Yeah he is going to be screwed up indeed!