Animals, Scary and Birds: Damn birds!

Damn birds!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2026 12:00 - France - Lille

Today, a pigeon flew into my apartment through an open window. I tried for 20 minutes to guide it back outside. It eventually left on its own, then immediately flew back in through the window again. FML

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MissCadaverous 9

Wednesday 19 August 2026 8:22

yet somehow these birds used to carry highly sensitive messages during times of war 🤔

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MissCadaverous 9

Wednesday 19 August 2026 8:22

yet somehow these birds used to carry highly sensitive messages during times of war 🤔

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