Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
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Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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Top comments

redbluegreen 40

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

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lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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jdorp 0

thats extremely creepy but you should be able to defend yourself

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blueyfooey 0

Obvious answer, ask a girl to sleep with you, that way, the stalker guy will be so into it that the next morning, when you wake up, he'll be in a coma from pleasure.

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Mickey2315 0

If not a police call, definitely a sign to move.

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were_giraffe 2

CREEEPY plant some cactus outside your windows and make sure the blinds are drawn might want to get a firearm too

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sandycheeks339 0

Get a pet preferably one with sharp claws and a big bite. A baseball bat and pepperspray would do you good too. Fyl indeed...What a creeper.

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Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Some girls clearly don't know how to take a compliment.

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