Friends, Birthday and Miscellaneous: Clout chasing

Clout chasing

By Samantha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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You deserved it 5 195

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 254

You deserved it 3 945

By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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You deserved it 6 782

By JimmySmoothBeans - 21/10/2009 12:15 - Australia

Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML

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You deserved it 3 501

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 245

By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 341

By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 905

Happy ******* birthday

By Anonymous - 31/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I’ve gone out of my way every year to make everyone around me’s birthday extra special. I can’t remember the last time anyone celebrated or remembered mine. This year my “best friend” scheduled her elective surgery I’m supposed to take her to on my birthday. What a party. FML

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You deserved it 131

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By Shelley05 - 29/07/2025 12:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 359

You deserved it 144

By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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You deserved it 6 948

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:22

haha that must suck. Go buy yourself a happy birthday to me cake, take a picture of itself and send it to everyone so they feel sorry for you and buy you stuff

that_one_dude 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:20

I would be pissed if that happend.

Comments

jwilcox 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:31

such a liar wow. this whole site is people who lie about real life shit

Braerian 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 11:46

She's a selfish bish

BrittanyMadeline 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:27

That sucks, but it was my birthday too :D Happy Birthday!!!

poliphila 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:25

A similar thing happened to me. One of my male friends and I have the same birthday, so a double-party was planned. When it was time to bring out the cake, they brought out only one, with his name on it, and when everyone sang happy birthday they just said his name. Everyone pretty much forgot that it was my birthday too even though we kept telling everyone how cool it was that we were born on the same day.

4690flowerz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:17

You're a good friend, and Happy Birthday! :)

MrHerbert 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:46

The same thing has happened to me and I know it sucks ass

hypergeezer 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:27

that's awful :( at least you're a better friend to her than they are to you

ryleismith 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:49

Really? So why is it that you went? And while you were watching her open all her "beautiful gifts" did you have a single tear stroll down your face? HA! I call bullshit. Two months is not believable. And that no one remembered your birthday sounds like you deserve to be walked over and forgotten. This is funny. Everyone is coddling you. Grow up.

mirr 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:02

that's a good friend -.-' you should ask her what the **** her problem is and next time speak up about your party lawl or just leave early and order a really inappropriate stripper! =D