Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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NoBounceNoPlay 0

Safe sex fail.

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Lifeless_search7 0

lmbo! hahaha...shows you what you shouldn't be doing! but atleast he knows you swallow! XD

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green_room119 0

you're just a dumbass

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Chra 0

x.x. I was eating a banana when I noticed the banana comments. *gag*

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Yulia_fml 0

And this is why, my friends, we should all have paid attention in sex ed back in high school. Condoms are to be put on with your hands while pinching the tip.

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baby_love 0

hahaha, loser >.< !

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herpEs_fml 0

hahahaha, 666 people think you deserve this

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