Weird, Paranoia and Miscellaneous: Chill out Deborah

Chill out Deborah

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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You deserved it 2 955

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 450

It wasn't me

By Tag - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 783

Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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You deserved it 3 557

By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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You deserved it 51 575

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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You deserved it 4 362

By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 52 403

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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You deserved it 6 320

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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You deserved it 14 792

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 214

fuzz97 23

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:16

Paranoia is a hell of a thing

challan 19

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:17

That's one too many espressos

Comments

debbster7 18

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:20

Well somebody is bipolar...

3rdbass 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:25

Swing and a miss.

gc327072 30

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:23

Actually, since her deal is with cellphones, I'd say she's Motorolar.

hryffff 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:24

She sounds crazy you should have been like you don't have the right to yell at me and just walked away or something like that....

DocBastard 38

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:26

Holy run-on sentence, Batman! Can't some altruistic person please donate this person some punctuation??

SumBur 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:03

Here, take some of this! .:"". And for your future endeavors: .,,':;""(),!?

Snowkeys 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:26

I don't understand the need to correct grammar on the Internet. Become a teacher if that is what really gets you off.

SumBur 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:49

No correction was made. Tools were simply provided.

natalalaliee 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:24

Someone's paranoid..

fuzz97 23

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:03

Thank you for being the third person to post this

Lioness8197 18

Sunday 17 March 2013 23:56

#14, ya don't say!

rfvyhn 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:26

It's time to wear wristwatch.

ihaveasushicat 24

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:28

In a way this sorta makes me think that it was set up. Someone was secretly recording this so see people's reactions. I think I've been watching too many YouTube videos.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:33

"You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you!"

vadaaa 11

Monday 18 March 2013 4:47

I always hated that song- she's telling them "you probably think this song is about you" and then says "youre so vain". THE SONG IS CLEARLY ABOUT THAT PERSON! It has haunted me for years.