Miscellaneous: Charming

Charming

By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 897

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Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 767

You deserved it 4 900

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 242

You deserved it 42 203

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 065

You deserved it 699

By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 173

You deserved it 1 406

By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 218

You deserved it 65 180

Mind your own business

By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 77

Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 307

You deserved it 351

Bad sign

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 117

You deserved it 4 219

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 067

You deserved it 2 613

Skittish

By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 256

You deserved it 3 543

siickman 7

Monday 23 April 2012 18:19

Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 23 April 2012 18:20

What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.

Comments

Unlucky_Gun 0

Monday 23 April 2012 19:35

Yeah when people aren't really letting you go and you wave at them they get mad lol

ClosetTroll 10

Monday 23 April 2012 19:45

Most of the time, they sit in their cars letting pedestrians pass while trying to control their urges to run them over. A cheery smile and a 'thank you' is just what is needed to set them off. You are lucky you crossed.

tomtato 10

Monday 23 April 2012 19:51

angsty pangsty, was her windscreen smashed by a bat?

brandon3747 16

Monday 23 April 2012 20:22

At least she stopped and didn't run you over

groupleader 7

Monday 23 April 2012 20:42

Doesn't matter, u were offered sex..

linkinpark98 23

Monday 23 April 2012 20:56

I guess she drank some cold coffee.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 23 April 2012 21:11

I would've "tripped" and fall on her hood.

Bryceps 4

Monday 23 April 2012 21:16

Those old lady drivers! :P

hereinnc 12

Monday 23 April 2012 21:19

What a jerk!! I'm sorry OP! Just ignore it some people are in a hurry no matter what. You were doing something nice don't let that driver's bad attitude deter you.