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By Nalya - 21/01/2026 18:00 - France

Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:40

This just happened to me too ><

sm0508 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:25

Ouch :(

Comments

KAND88 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:06

thats terrible. I don't understand how this could have ANY votes that you deserved it.

bmunchy 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:41

punch him in the face for me :)

quizikall 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:46

shut up you ******* bitch, he doesn't love her so he shouldn't have to marry her. don't punch a guy in the face for that.

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 2:36

yeah, it was a dick move but you dont punch a guy for falling out of love, thats bs munchy.

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 2:34

at least it wasn't a text message break up on your birthday from another womans birthday party?

Delisha 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:40

he's a bitch for that

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Monday 12 July 2010 13:34

awwwwww :( On ur birthday 2?!??!!?!

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:09

well that's awesome isn't it?

ilovemydoodle123 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 13:27

i have heard this fml before

Jedawg 3

Wednesday 29 December 2010 4:35

im a day late but happy birthday!

22cute 17

Sunday 6 March 2011 11:53

Just be glad y'all didn't get married! And keep the ring.

likedemolition 0

Monday 25 April 2011 14:21

ouch. i know how that feels. im sorry.

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