Transportation: Car washed

Car washed

By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 13:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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Bad luck

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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How does that happen?

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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FMLephant 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 9:47

Were you washing the mystery machine Velma?

paxpervitam 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:52

jinkies! I can't find my glasses!

Comments

FrecklesXO 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 9:53

That's a sign that you should get contacts. I hope you had someone else drive to where you were headed after though!

imbored101 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:31

You are so hot! I would say something dirty but I dont know if that's cool with you

KEITHISAJERK 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:08

ydi for standing up haven't u ever seen the Christmas Story

fylkman 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:57

26 how did u come up wit dat name

ShadowedHuman 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:19

that's what you get for doing cocaine

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:21

******* hilarious.

DancerrBabii 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:27

Well i say your da

firechildredhead 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:45

Aw that sucks. I feel for you OP. If I ever smushed my glasses I'd flip out. Sad day.

k2jm 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 11:25

lmao!! sucks to be you, but **** that woulda been a funny sight!

GluttunousQueen 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 15:54

YDI for needing glasses, 4-eyes.

paxpervitam 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:52

jinkies! I can't find my glasses!

PieInTheSky24 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 17:56

YDI for not having a spare pair of glasses with you...

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