Candy Andy

By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 639
You deserved it 46 251

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's an expression! Your not actually supposed to do that!

Wow. It takes a REAL loser to do that. Seriously.

Comments

perdix 29

You were rescuing the baby from obesity, diabetes, tooth decay and a lifelong sugar addiction. You're not a thief, you're a ******' superhero. Society ought to be thanking you for taking one for the team;)

rae_munchkin 6

They may have rescued the baby from it while simultaneously adding to their own obesity issue.

perdix 29

That's what I meant by "taking one for the team." The OP selflessly risked the adverse health effects of the candy just to save the baby. I don't know why everyone is so mad at her, she's laying down her life to spare an innocent baby!

Epsilonyx 15

Why are people raging over this? " OMG *** U UR WORTHLESS!!!!!!" It's candy, lol. Calm thy breasts.

Excuse me, sir, I think I've found your moral compass. Put it on, maybe you'll see the problem then?

Epsilonyx 15

I don't think my morals are out of line for not thinking that taking a piece of candy from a baby is deserving of all these comments. It's bad, but it's not like he slaughtered the child.

You kind of seem like an asshole for wishing that children were sick instead of well.

jennifer42293 4
monnanon 13

I take it your read baby and thought of a swaddled little 2 month old kiddy, at that age i would be questioning the motives however at 6 months it is perfectly fine as long it is little and not very often and the kid is eating other foods. Take it from a mother who does not have an obese child but does have a child who eats candy sometimes.

cumminside03 0

Depends on the candy really if it was worth it or not

how does one get so hungry that they still from an infant?

Your username is badkarma - implying that the baby did something to you? Like steal your sweets?

I think she meant that now she has bad karma from stealing from a baby

catharsis5 9

You do know that candies would only make you hungrier right?