Busted

By newniece - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 421
You deserved it 2 619

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perdix 29

I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

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You're crying. How do you think your grandmother feels.

Actually to be accurate, that'll be your second cousin, once removed. And your grandma will be younger than you. Hey - here's something not everyone gets to do ... you can go clubbing with your Grandma!