Intimacy: Busted by Detective Dog

Busted by Detective Dog

By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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You deserved it 14 860

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Good boy

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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Pet detective

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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You deserved it 783

By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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NBS93 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

Good dog.

Bartimaeus 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:05

THAT'S why you throw it away in the outside trash can with the big lockable lid that is secured in that little area next to your garage... at least that's where I'd put it... not that I was there or anything...

Comments

missfmylife101 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:55

that's why you never throw the away flush it down the toilet! x10 better!

Fsvb 32

Wednesday 5 January 2011 14:06

@ 91 Yeah, throwing plastic into the suer.. brilliant........ just use the pill if ya can, so much better

Fsvb 32

Thursday 13 January 2011 2:15

*rubber and *sewer I already corrected this but the comments are messed up here.. again.... fail

ipoopinshoes 2

Monday 10 January 2011 11:57

That is why you flush them.

ipoopinshoes 2

Monday 10 January 2011 12:00

That is why you flush them.

KateKiddo 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:19

Oh no! A girl is having a healthy relationship!

alexmarizan 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 5:24

damn dog;)

Flying_chicken 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:17

That's the dogs fml

bjdtbrrv 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:15

I would kill that dog lol

love_hate92 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:48

umm this is like a copy or something. I have so seen this one before.

jadejazmyn 5

Monday 13 June 2011 6:14

Lol this is one time protection worked against lol poor OP

jadejazmyn 5

Monday 13 June 2011 6:23

She has relations n her room lol what else is a room for. She could be paying bills in there. We don't know. If she's an adult it doesn't matter where she has relations. It's her right lol.