collegebroke
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Lakewood, United States
Brokeass Mountain
Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML
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ChenEighty 20
I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.
The_9th_Doctor 18
times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day
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ipman737 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Do you have a job?
domolovesyoshi 33
He left work to pick it up.
ChenEighty 20
I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.
Cazz91 21
Do you need reading glasses #1? Yeah, I face palmed just as hard to #19 after reading the first comment.
SweetasCandy0609 28
seriously # 1state the obvious much?
Welshite 39
I think one correction is good enough, guys. Leave off.
SweetasCandy0609 28
# 29 because people on here don't ever correct someone more than once, yes your right that doesn't ever happen.
Schizomaniac 24
Oooohhh. Is Welshite the Comment Hall Monitor gonna take that?
Welshite 39
39: You're*
CallMeMcFeelii 13
You're all wrong! 1 was just trying to mind **** you guys into believing he didn't know what was going on! Ha! So ingenious, 1, smart move you cheeky bastard, smart move..
starile 19
*#1 faps in the background to all the comments and downvotes*
9echo 17
You now have four more downvotes to fap to...on your own comment.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I don't know about you guys, but I really don't like the word "fap", or "fapping". I never jumped on that trend. Keep it old school and say jack off or ********** instead of "fapping". Hell, I always think they're saying flapping half the time. "Mike! Stop flapping your dick in the kitchen!" Well, that actually sounds pretty funny..
Javier6597 19
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Are you ******* serious?
goliatron 9
In this dinglechode's (#1) defense, the post says "my work." He could've been doing some kind of homework. But instead of rationalizing, I'll just call #1 a dinglechode again and downvote his monkey ass!
The_9th_Doctor 18
times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day
micha090 21
Even each penny counts in this economy OP. Don't worry things can only get better from here :-)
Axipiter 24
Pennies don't count in Canada anymore.
Spider_Web 11
OP's from the US
whyisitme12 19
"the struggle is real" a lot of people is going through it.
Hunthas 17
Wait you clearly have a job O.o
SammyS2012 21
I have a job too, but it's part time. I can barely pay just my car insurance and car
Welshite 39
Why would you leave your workplace? Don't jeopardize your job for a quarter.
ohSNAPyall 26
Maybe his workplace lets him have coffee / smoke breaks.
catchmenow1 21
She obviously needed that quarter.
catchmenow1 21
*He. Sorry read forgot to check the gender.
awsamb 8
Lol you got thumbs downed on your first statement AND your correction. Ouch
ohSNAPyall 26
Why did I get thumbs downed? It's not like he took a train across town to pick up something.
Fitzinator1995 13
wow, I feel bad for you OP but I'd probably do the same thing.
girlydk 7
Hey! 25 cents is still something!
gc327072 30
Enough to buy a pack of ramen!
mattjamt 16
25 cents for ramen? I wish!
Jazilli 7
Sorry about your money troubles OP
not_a_robot 15
On the bright side you have impressive eyesight. I can barely read the words that appear on ESPN anymore.
GoddessOfCookies 14
So apparently the streets pay more than actual jobs these days... Sweet.
starile 19
Of course, this is America! The streets are paved with GOLD! ... prostitution gold.
GoddessOfCookies 14
Oh wow... What the hell am I doing in Britain?
Welshite 39
Go swimming in a fountain; the payoff is better.
darwinism 30
Wow. You have really good eyesight to spot such a small coin from across the street! Think of this as an opportunity in disguise! Look into a career change, like a flight controller, or secutiry guard. Good luck OP.
awsamb 8
Dumbass people always saying positive stuff..