Transportation, Alcohol, Drunk, Cars and Shoes: Black out

Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 376

You deserved it 35 437

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 219

You deserved it 45 786

Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738

You deserved it 1 667

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 207

You deserved it 4 592

One each

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend was in the back seat of a car with one of my friends when she got sick and puked all over one of his dress shoes. My friend then asked me to replace his shoes, since she is technically unemployed and couldn't pay him back. We eventually agreed that I would pay for one shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 250

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 647

You deserved it 58 806

Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 771

You deserved it 2 606

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 218

You deserved it 236

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 422

You deserved it 4 207

Bad doggy

By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 579

You deserved it 4 909

Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 504

You deserved it 83

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

What a stupid FML.

Comments

CYNNER 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:08

Number 29 should go **** HERSELF

kiwicutie_101 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:18

YDI for being drunk... wow.

hellomikey 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:29

You're an idiot...

SubjectX 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:37

how do you people get so smashed? I mean seriously, is that really necessary? I don't know how it's possible to just not care about how much you drink.

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:42

You puked up a shoe? ._O

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:45

Because it's true. YDI for drinking. You deserve no sympathy.

dntknowaname 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:56

please continue to post your drunk fmls b/c they are usually some of the best. dont listen to the 12 year old girls who say ydi for drinking and think the only good fmls are ones about some pitiful problem with some boy. that is all

colour_freak_909 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:12

hahaha nice job XD

trueeast 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:59

41 is right 42 your such a little bitch no one wants to drink with you so your bitching at everyone else that actually have people to drink with. unless your a little girl which seems to be the case