Transportation, Alcohol, Drunk, Cars and Shoes: Black out

Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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You deserved it 35 437

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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You deserved it 45 786

Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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You deserved it 1 667

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 592

One each

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend was in the back seat of a car with one of my friends when she got sick and puked all over one of his dress shoes. My friend then asked me to replace his shoes, since she is technically unemployed and couldn't pay him back. We eventually agreed that I would pay for one shoe. FML

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You deserved it 250

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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You deserved it 58 806

Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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You deserved it 2 606

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 236

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

Bad doggy

By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML

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You deserved it 4 909

Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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You deserved it 83

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

What a stupid FML.

Comments

padlarf 14

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:46

Please tell me you're from Seattle. SHOELESS IN SEATTLE! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1111111

instantaction 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:54

You. Would. ;)

smileycupcake62 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:33

loooove the row of 1's in the place of the rest of the exclamation points you intended to be there;) lol!!!!!!!!11111111

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:55

Wait... I think I missed the part that makes this an FML? :(

giosthename 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:01

Today, after I drank way too much... YDI

george456 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:03

YDI for being a drunk.

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

Cruth 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

It's your own ******* fault for trying to be cool and drink to much. Suck it up, stop crying and buy yourself new shoes. Atleast if u haven't wasted on your ******* drinks. YFDI idiot

PottentialFML 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:32

looks like you left your shoe.

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:29

I see what u did there

TommyMagic 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:34

YDI for being drunk

schalk 12

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:43

Hehe i once got so drunk when i was high school the policemen didn't want to load me in their car lest i blow chunks in it. But seriously, drinking that much is bad for you. Best way to avoid a hangover is not to get drunk