Kids, Birthday and Babies: Birthday Bitch

Birthday Bitch

By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML

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You deserved it 601

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How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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You deserved it 1 516

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 3 150

By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 335

Bad friend

By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after I put my friend's birthday in my phone wrong when we first met, I sent him a "Happy Birthday" on the wrong day, thinking it was the day after. I genuinely apologized and changed it. He then sent me an aggressive text about how I’m a bad friend, and won’t be coming to MY birthday party. I’ve apologized 12 times. FML

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You deserved it 102

Pass the parcel

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 10:59

Today, I went to my son's friend's birthday party and felt really proud of giving a great gift. It just so happened that I regifted the same gift that his friend's mother gave to my son the month before, because I forgot to check the name on the bag. It looked like she was about to faint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 201

You deserved it 1 789

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 247

Due date

By NewMommy29 - 02/07/2021 00:01

Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 159

No means no, Deborah

By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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You deserved it 1 867

Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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You deserved it 2 795

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 22 February 2017 0:04

And I would have told that friend to **** off I was having a baby. The world doesn't revolve around you.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 22 February 2017 0:20

OP: There's now one less Christmas card for you to send out this year....

Comments

sambmjmdjj 9

Wednesday 22 February 2017 9:37

I assume she was joking. If not you used the wrong word when you said "friend"

lilchica22001 22

Wednesday 22 February 2017 9:46

I'm sorry your new son shares a birthday with such a twat. At least you have a good reason to miss ALL of her future birthday parties. Congratulations on your baby

HaveNoShame 3

Wednesday 22 February 2017 11:40

Might as well let this friendship go now. Even if you both get over this fight, you'll just have the same argument every year when she can't understand why you're celebrating your son's birthday instead of partying with her.

Thor1012 28

Wednesday 22 February 2017 16:10

unfortunately had friends like this.. expect you to lay it all down for them and they'd do nothing for you. screw that I'd be too excited about a friends baby than my party. Be running to labour room hoping to catch a glimpse. congrats OP and enjoy it. don't worry about them

norisorroz 28

Wednesday 22 February 2017 16:49

How dare you!

AKchic 7

Wednesday 22 February 2017 20:53

That **** can **** right off. Seriously, you're well rid of her.

0neiros 14

Wednesday 22 February 2017 22:35

Everyone here is missing the point. How DARE you have your baby on the same day as HER birthday. Now, horror of horrors, she'll have to share her birthday, and you being selfish and all will probably celebrate YOUR CHILD'S birthday over HERS in the ensuing years. Some friend you are. For the sarcastically impaired, the above post was not in any way serious.