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Biology lesson time

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

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stroudie94 9

it's not to late to teach her... you still have two years before she is a certified idiot.

SteelCladAngel 0

what's with all the dumbass 16 year olds lately?

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Give her a diagram... explain slowly and in detail.

great originality.

Yeah, like that response is original. Did someone else already suggest that? :P

just tell her if there's no blood in her panties than it's working(prolly too far =/)

omfg_creepers 8

why do u put something in your vag to stop u from pooping?

gracygirl1 0

whats wrong with you?

Shafreeka 8

Really...I did not know someone could be SO stupid or think that was funny...

LMFAO. if you're serious, you desperately need to go back to middle school. if not, that made my night. hahahaha

omfg_creepers 8

what do u guys mean?

gracygirl1 0

nothing. dont waste youre time worring about it. its not important. just someone bein stupid.

pimpdaddy113 0

I thought that was funny :O

What's with all the dumb ass 16 year old girls these days?

duhrgodkris 0

you are mad cute

a_nutritionist 10

she looks pretty happy to me.

antoniocalos15 0

thats my girl number 80 lol so bak off

Glitterhinoceros 14

I don't think Livinia deserves to be sexually harassed.

Someone forgot to have The Talk.

what talk? my mom didn't have to sit me down for me to realize that there are two separate holes and that you don't bleed through your pee hole. basic knowledge...

gracygirl1 0

actualy there is three holes. poop hole, then pee, then that hole. and yes it is classified in with the other two holes.

That's amazing. Tell her that's a miracle. I'll bet, in the immediate future she will train cats to go to church.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

good she'll become a nun and never have kids to pass her stupid thoughts to.

JacksonCampbell 9

I see what you did there.

Sounds like you need to sit down and have a Vaj to Vaj (if your the mom) talk with your daughter and tell her how it works.

what if it's the vaj to penis talk

give her a book explaining how human body's work, I think you can find these books in the childrens section in the bookstore or library

yes you can find that in the Childrens section under "your no-no places, and how they work"

pansewawesnap 0

Or she could actually talk to her kid like she should

foilindo 0

that deservers no talk or sympathy!! just a darn hard slap across the face for being so dumb. ps: make sure to make it a backhand. otherwise it's abusive!!! lol