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AccidentalToiletSpy This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Big mistake

Today, in the bathroom at work, I heard two co-workers enter and begin a very private discussion. Not wanting to embarrass either of them, I figured I'd sit quietly until they left. Big mistake. They talked for an hour and a half. I couldn't feel my legs. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a very productive workplace.

xxthexmisfitxx 25

I’m just wondering what company you work for where it’s okay for three employees to be absent for an hour and a half and not be worried about being reprimanded lol

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Davros 12

Hour and a half? Man those Angry Birds levels are getting tough.

Kruxon 11

Successful way to anesthise yourself without the help of a doctor. Congratulations you've done it pal.

Agent JPN 9

What kind of place do you work where you can sit on the toilet (or talk in the bathroom) for 1.5 hours and not get in trouble? I at least would give a courtesy knock to make sure you didn't fall in if I was your boss.

skippydoda 32

So, instead of just quickly letting them know that they are not alone you chose to sit on a toilet for 90 minutes...

FishyFishy 12

Man, it's high school all over again!

distortedcognition 17

And no one missed any of you? No wonder the robots are taking over

yeongji 31

It would have been better if you left the moment you realized what they were talking about. Imagine if they had caught you in the stall.. but at the end of the day, it is there fault for not checking the surrounding first.

Nadine 21

v concerned about everyone's jobs if you guys all believe you have to be chained to your desk for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 50 weeks out of the year. Y'all need to find better employment.

sixtus1973 27

I have one of these jobs where I have to be available during working time. The twenty people I supervise also have to be available because they have to do team work and they also have to be available for their customers. If three colleagues would disappear for one and a half hour during working time a lot of people would be affected. It still doesn’t mean they are “chained to their desks”, which is just a verbal exaggeration playing with a bad image.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

You should have just come out. If it was so important to them, they should have made sure the bathroom was empty beforehand.