Poopoo peepee and Kids: Bathroom menace

Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 12:13

Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

georgie2486 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

Comments

davdude12 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:59

You had to "remember" u were wearing pink? Realy? No one else caught that

yaktazuki 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 14:59

LOL 16 and fail #20

elfuzzo 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:10

This is why abortions should be mandatory.

fml_fml_fml9 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:11

what kind of mother would let their child do that? it's so ignorant. :(

RustySpoon 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:41

A kid looking at you in the bathroom f'ed your life? Seriously?

roarrx88 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:44

thats why i hate little children.

Phoenix_GAD 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:11

I agree with #8. my mother always taught me to not poop in public restrooms. and hahaahahahah

reader1 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:19

For all of those saying YDI for pooping in public, when you gotta go, you gotta go! Besides, holding it for too long can lead to intestinal issues. The OP may have a condition where they have to go often. Who knows? That doesn't mean that they deserve the embarrassment that I'm sure they felt. OP: as much as that must've sucked in the moment, you'll never see either of them again if that's consolation.

Humanoid_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:26

Hahahahaha, F that mom's life! "Today, I was in a department store bathroom with my 5 year old daughter. I heard her say "I see someone wearing pink!" and looked over to see her peeking into someone else's stall just as she finished her sentence with "And she's pooping!" FML."