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Bad news likes company

By Anonymous - 12/08/2026 03:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 14 August 2026 15:55

I hope that doctor bans you from his practice. You sound like a complicated nightmare to treat. You likely may not have even told them about these being a possibility. Plus, “first time” for an sti? Do you work in a brothel? Wtf!

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 14 August 2026 15:55

I hope that doctor bans you from his practice. You sound like a complicated nightmare to treat. You likely may not have even told them about these being a possibility. Plus, “first time” for an sti? Do you work in a brothel? Wtf!

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