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Bad hair day

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

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dumbass.

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

you spelled blonde wrong :)

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MuffyStJacques 0

Did the damage from your hair go to your brain?

People want to sound smarter than they actually are.

it happens lol

I've been noticing that too, and came to the same conclusion. I am pretty close to hating that word, just because of this site, and the retards that use that word to make themselves sound more intellectual.

daysgoby902 6

I've been there blonde... but the real problem with me is that it seems as though my hair straightener always brakes/ dies a month or two after my warranty has ended.

KatrinaKitten 16

Don't buy crappy straighteners. Problem solved.

1215116a 14

*Breaks. Sorry I couldn't help it.

I'm sure if it has a warranty it's not crappy.

YaMMa_91 0

wow an idiot

How do you NOT notice that it isn't throwing any heat? dumbass.

practicesafesax 0

hun... on most straighteners they have a blinking light when they're turned on... that didn't tip you off that it wasn't on...?

1215116a 14

I know! It annoys the crap out of me!

xXDasAutoXx 0

this is why women are only good for cooking and sex

How about you STFU you sexist prick.