Transportation: Are you OK?

Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 957

You deserved it 4 677

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Lawyer up

By gnofin - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 939

You deserved it 3 179

Trashed

By Millie07 - 07/11/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car after grocery shopping when I dropped my heavy-ass bag, which then ripped. Everything spilled out, and while I was picking it up, a kind stranger ran over to help me… by accidentally stepping on and smashing my carton of eggs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 375

You deserved it 96

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 429

You deserved it 2 536

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 948

You deserved it 56 345

Sorry, I guess…

By NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 851

You deserved it 105

Hero complex

By Anonymous - 27/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was walking through a Tesco's car park when I saw a shopping trolley slowly rolling towards me. I figured I’d be a hero and stop it before it hit a car. As I grabbed it, I slipped on a patch of ice and crashed straight into the cart, sending right it into the car I was trying to protect, denting the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 382

You deserved it 97

Supermarket crash

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 882

You deserved it 100

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 199

You deserved it 2 590

By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 544

You deserved it 13 250

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 837

You deserved it 12 945

Bennyboy1985 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:32

What a ******* bitch. It would be nice if her car got hit by a train with her in it and the driver started freaking out about running late.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:26

that's happened to me before. a woman reversed into me, and didn't even get out of her car, she just drove off. some woman standing 5 feet behind me was even screaming.

Comments

dwights 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:23

well nobody is really saying it besides just calling her a bitch...i may have skipped over it but im just gonna say it... This is why women should not have licenses. gah

xDavidx 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:31

These are the types of FML that REALLY piss the **** outa me

RavensRule97 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:37

i agree with 44 and all the ppl who say press charges

Komatose 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:04

This is one of the few "Sue 'em!" FML's that i can agree with. **** up her credit score with that shit!

musicislife_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:37

People are assholes.... ....there's really not much more to it...

LifeofFail 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:03

A good suing would do lovely lmao

itoldyouman 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:17

a while ago i was riding my bike along the street and some lady opened the door of her parked car without looking while i was riding by. i was lying on the street crying, trapped under my bike with blood all over my leg and the lady gets out and examines her car door to see if it's okay and doesn't even look at me.