Health, Anger issues, Ironic and Miscellaneous: Annoyed

Annoyed

By Cammy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 471

You deserved it 63 824

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 748

You deserved it 9 136

By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 129

You deserved it 10 802

By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 874

You deserved it 1 583

Boing

By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 622

You deserved it 199

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 086

You deserved it 6 021

Own goal

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 885

You deserved it 8 909

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 021

You deserved it 28 942

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 878

You deserved it 47 227

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 629

You deserved it 141

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 913

You deserved it 23 010

zeppelin9000 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

Comments

lifesabit 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:46

Physics: 1. Dumbass: 0. Inanimate objects: 1. Idiot: 0 Life: 1. You: 0. You know what this needs? More emo-ness. Be moar emo plz. I need to hear about how the sky and the sun hate you because whenever you look up it hurts your eyes.

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:52

If it makes you feel better... inanimate objects don't hate you, they don't "think" at all... If they did I'm sure you would be right though! :) Quite frankly your looking at this all wrong... It's not the world that hates you, you hate yourself because your mentally inept, that's all! Hope that helped!

JimmyR_1988 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:01

i agree with #9. Judging by the recent FML's, its not swine flu that the world should be worried about, but a epidemic of people getting K.O'd.

mimimi_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:03

thank god it wasnt another: "the soccer ball bounced back and hit my in the head, then i went unconscious for 10minutes. FML"

rabidhatter 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:04

Surprise, SCIENCE!! You're an idiot and you deserve it.

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:11

are you pissed because of your soccer skills/ knowledge of newton laws? anyway YDI

StraightUp 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:25

It's not a FYL.... At least you didn't get knocked unconscious. That seems to happen a lot now.

TJayU 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:37

#9, #26, and #30 I agree. I don't mind this FML SOLELY because it didn't follow the regular routine of "someone looked my direction and I got knocked unconscious as a result" FMLs.

miguelzxz 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:52

Completely agree with #25...when did it not go through your mind that in a small room, the ball would probably bounce back at you. I'd hate my life too if I was that moronic. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=yh7ga7debhx9bj5ltg38ngq68jsmj