Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 20:05

Today I got fired from my job. A few days ago a lady called and was yelling at me because I was trying to give her an appointment. During the call I hung up. Then she decided to send and email to the doctor. She said she did all this because she was in pain!. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 20:54 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today I was making eye contact with my crush during an exam, and the teacher called both of us out on it FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 05:39

Today, Family members just spent the last hour about how insecure I am not taking into account their constant damaging of the self esteem for the past 35 years by constantly saying how little I will amount to.. FML

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By ellie - 07/03/2021 09:06

Today, I went out to lunch with my family at IHOP. My youngest daughter apparently had forgotten what time it was, then cried because she was the only one of us who did not order something “lunchy.” FML

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By nina - 07/03/2021 06:21

Today, while on a road trip, my family stopped at a gas station and I tried to pee but couldn’t. 20 minutes later, I asked to stop again and this time, I peed for five minutes straight. I’m 24. FML

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By leea - 07/03/2021 03:43

Today, my mother yelled and screamed at me past the point of losing her voice, calling me such names as a complete idiot and a total spaz. Why? I accidentally called the dishwasher “the washing machine.” FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 20:53 - United States - Buffalo

Today I tripped on a cat tree that's been there for months with my hands full and stopped my fall with my face and bad knee. I screamed for 20 minutes on the floor while my husband didn't know what to do. I had ACL surgery on my knee 2 years ago. Now I have a black eye and severely bruised and swollen knee.. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 21:07

Today, I fucking shit my pants at work and it's everywhere I literally hate everything. I called my supervisor and asked her to pick up some work out pants for me so I can go home bc there's no way I'm walking out of this bathroom with shit going down my pants.i wanna scream rn goddamn it FML

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By style - 05/03/2021 10:18

Today, I was fired because a customer complained to my boss that I called him a racial slur. I didn’t. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 02:54

Today, my fianceé brought up the idea of a prenup because “Just in case you decide to turn on me” She’s only saying this because her past husbands cheated on her. I don’t plan on ever hurting this woman in any way. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 06:47

Today, I am having the worst mental breakdown I think I have ever had. Everything feels like its crumbling around me and I cant do anything about it.. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 17:03 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was unloading a truck in khaki skinny jeans. It was hot, I was sweating and wearing a thong. I needed help loading empty boxes back onto the truck and asked my crush. I later found in the bathroom I had a massive butt sweat stain...FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 15:49 - United States - Bellows Falls

Today my wife left with her new girlfriend. Meanwhile her terminally ill daughter, develop disabled son, our son, the dog and all the bills are with me. Her coming out is celebrated. I put her through school and was a great husband, in love for 17 years up until the day she left. FML.

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 19:48 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today it is a frequent occurrence in my country that police breaks down your door and storms your house - on suspicion of “having too many visitors”. You have no idea how much we Germans LOVE to snitch on our neighbours apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 19:32 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today during online banking I typed in my PIN-number, correctly, but the system claimed it was the wrong number, and after the 3rd try it blocked me. I then called the bank on the phone, only to have the exact same thing happen with my phone-PIN. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 01:57

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting for him in ICU during his brain surgery to remove a tumor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 15:55

Today I cried and left because my dad was saying my s/o of 7 years is shit and that he wanted to hurt him just because he didn't want to share an icecream cone with him during Corona. Now both of my parents think I need to be put on anxiety medication because I apparently hold onto grudges it hasn't even been 3 days.. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 21:16

Today my folding table collapsed destroying one of my roommates favorite cups. A few days ago I already destroyed her favorite cup, now I have to explain her how i destroyed both her favorite cups...FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 09:34 - United States - Bellows Falls

Today my wife left me for her girlfriend. She left her daughter who is terminally ill, son who is developmentally challenged, our youngest, and all the bills. But she is so courageous for coming out. After I paid for her college, and carrying the financial burden along with the household chores for 17 years. FML

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By Jules - 01/03/2021 12:52 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today my government spent 2,5 billion € on providing every high-risk citizen with a voucher to collect 12 masks at the pharmacy. For the same money, they could have shipped more than 20 masks to EVERY citizen. Yay german efficiency! FML

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By Shrimp Richard - 01/03/2021 09:39

Today I learned my girlfriend definitely thinks my dick is small. Fosho. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 09:08

Today, a girl who previously turned me down "because of my hair color" at work decided it was okay to sit down right next to me and lean on me during our start meeting. I moved away from her in a not so subtle manner. A mutual friend said it was rude me and should apologize.. FML

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By Assembler - 27/02/2021 18:20 - United States - Framingham

Today, I and others were reading a book aloud over Discord, and when we got to the song lyrics, we all started singing them. My dad came over to yell at me because I was singing so loudly he could hear me across the house. My mic picked up his yelling and transmitted it to the Discord chat. FML.

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By "Tanisha Skye Regeling" - 25/02/2021 22:25

Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first time in weeks, he fell asleep while we we're doing it. This morning he doesn't seem to understand why I'm so mad. Fml

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 22:19

Today, i went to my optometrist to get an eye exam and order some new glasses. I figured i could get that and then order some new wireless earbuds with the rest of my tax return. My final bill was twenty bucks over the amount i got from my return. Good thing i didn’t order the earbuds. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 16:45 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, my friends and I tried to play Terraria with more than 4 mods installed. The game was so unstable that the server crashed, then the game crashed, then my entire computer crashed. FML.

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2021 06:17 - Canada

Today,I was forced by my family to take my grandma to the emergency room because she’s had shingles and has been sleeping lots, only to wait 4 hours to have her checked out and being told to do what I’ve already been doing FML!

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 06:05

Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML

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By G - 22/02/2021 05:45

Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain America Civil War movie. Why? I chose Iron Man's side and she chose Captain America's side. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 17:47 - United States - New York

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend so I could text another girl I have feelings for, and she did not respond to my message. Now I have no girlfriend. FML

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Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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Today, I received the ticket for my upcoming flight. The booking reference code is “CR4SH”. FML

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Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML

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Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML

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Today, a customer at work asked me to ring her a taxi. The phone number she gave me was for a company 250 miles away. The woman on the other end thought I was deranged. FML

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Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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