Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 01:57

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting for him in ICU during his brain surgery to remove a tumor. FML

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voltroz 18

Sunday 7 March 2021 3:08

Hope the surgery didn't end well? That would be a poetic justice

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voltroz 18

Sunday 7 March 2021 3:08

Hope the surgery didn't end well? That would be a poetic justice

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