Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first...

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By "Tanisha Skye Regeling" - 25/02/2021 22:25

Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first time in weeks, he fell asleep while we we're doing it. This morning he doesn't seem to understand why I'm so mad. Fml

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voltroz 18

Monday 1 March 2021 12:32

Time to spice up a little?

eellik 11

Saturday 6 March 2021 18:01

Disappointed I understand, but mad? You seem to think he did that intentionally?

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