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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia
How did you manage that?
By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 14:35 - United States
Make yourself at home
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High on life
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By One_Wheel_Wonder - 06/10/2016 15:36 - United Kingdom - London
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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 15:36 - United States
ns0 tells us more.
Here's the whole story; I got up one morning for work, went to my car, plates were stolen (just the back). I called the police in SLC, UT (801)-799-3000 (non-emergency). The dispatcher took my information and told me she'd mark the plates as stolen but i'd need to file a report to get a replacement plates from the DMV (the DMV doesn't allow you to get duplicates unless you file a police report for lost/stolen plates so you cant have multiple cars and multiple tags). The dispatcher told me a police officer could meet me there in an hour however i was already late for work and the police department is about 9 blocks away from my place so i (YDI, i know) decided I would drive down there really quickly and file a report. WITH a police report cops won't impound your car. Without the police report, they do -- and i've come to learn don't give a crap about your story. I was literally 3 blocks away from the police station when it happened. When I went in and filed a police report (after having to walk the remaining 3 blocks) the police officer told me that I can fight the impound by fighting the charge, and since I now have a valid police report they will refund the impound fee. BTW i got pulled over on my way to the DMV with the police report after I got my car out of the impound and the police officer happily let me go. Lesson learned, just wait for the cop, but I was in a hurry and late for work.
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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge
Dangerous drive
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Wingnut
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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States
Cars these days…
By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau
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Help!
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By Wakachulak - 30/07/2013 05:55 - South Africa - Johannesburg
Wakachulak tells us more.
Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)
Morning surprise
By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 22:00 - Canada - Thunder Bay
By religionbites621 - 22/11/2011 17:18 - United States
Biking
By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States
Messy
By Anonymous - 11/06/2025 00:00 - Canada - Surrey
By buttcrack - 18/02/2010 05:31 - United States
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OP here! I had insurance on the car, I did it over the phone the day before I collected the car so I was all legal to drive it. The guy who hit me had no insurance on his car, and was promptly taken away by the police who were called to the scene by a passing motorist. It was a head-on collision caused by the other driver, so I'm not at fault. My car is what my insurance call "a total loss" so it's beyond economical repair and wouldn't be safe to be back on the road anyway. My insurance company are going to deal with all the valuations and payouts (I can get a payout on the value of the car) but it's just such a shame as the car was super-low mileage, factory-spec, high-specification and in MINT condition. It was a car I'd always wanted but alas, it was not meant to be! No serious injuries to report, couple of cracked ribs from the impact/airbags and bruises but I was able to walk away from the accident, which is a plus. Not sure what affect this will have on my insurance premiums though, but time will tell.