By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston
By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York
By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg
Not a morning person
By vanity113 - 13/06/2013 04:04 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States
By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago
Overreaction
By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights
By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai
Asshat
By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton
Farmville
By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States
By JDziewaltowski - 24/05/2013 07:42 - United States
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By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn
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Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
By psuedodragon - 21/05/2013 17:20 - Canada - Regina
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Funny you should mention zombie attacks... The reason I was late was because I slept through my alarm after a particularly intense, long weekend, zombie survival prep camp (basically a lot of running in between short classes on survival skills for three days). I know I shouldn't have been speeding, but it was important enough that the $135 would have been worth paying... y'know, if they hadn't forgotten to tell me it was cancelled...
By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth
By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine
By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax
By CrappyCar - 14/05/2013 05:29 - United States
By fuckingjesusgran - 07/05/2013 22:13 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo
By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd
Bye bye!
By Tickettoride - 04/05/2013 10:24 - Austria - Vienna
By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti
By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney
Stranded
By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid
Reverse Uno card
By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno
By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:06 - United States
By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley
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After speaking with the chief of police, the officer who stopped me, and a lawyer, we've all come to the conclusion that yes, it was a case of excessive force. The officer took a split second glance, and "panicked" No I'm not sue happy, I got my apology, even though I could take it to court, win, and "**** the police" I'm not. At the end of the conversation, we even had a laugh at the fact that officer aggression needs a chill pill. Although I did get a pretty decent bruise on my chest/shoulder. No harm done.