By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States
The Top
By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States
By moshgra - 29/11/2010 00:41
Non confrontational
By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00
Good to know
By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada
By problems - 19/10/2014 03:03 - New Zealand - Auckland
By willieboom - 30/05/2009 15:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 10:13 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Stinkbomber - 24/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Woonsocket
The strangeness of strangers
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Albert Park
By Anonymous - 17/02/2019 12:00
By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 16:33 - Australia
I'm worth it
By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Kalamazoo
By rejected4555 - 03/08/2012 12:14 - United States
Delusional
By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March
Queen
By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States
Roasted
By wordmalfunction - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom
Almost there
By fucksake - 05/10/2014 15:55 - Malaysia - Seri Kembangan
By 1039583 - 03/10/2014 14:43 - United States - Salt Lake City
1039583 tells us more.
I don't belong here
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Bad Brains
By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 03:00
Drunken antics
By Anonymous - 21/12/2020 14:01
By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States
By Grounded - 05/09/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom
By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent
Old fashioned
By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 02:00
By WhiteCaribbean - 22/09/2014 19:38 - Saint Lucia - Castries
WhiteCaribbean tells us more.
BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
Prissy
By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States
So, here's the thing…
By MIG2204 - 15/04/2019 20:00 - Denmark - Copenhagen
Hellworld
By I’m scared - 27/02/2022 14:00 - United States - Denver
Keywords
He owns the business or I would have already!! I know this because I only started closing this late after he found out I have a boyfriend.