By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31
The Top
By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States
Oh, hi Sharon!
By graveyard-sh*t - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Impossible relationship
By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30
DUDE! WTF?
By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States
By so_this_is_me - 30/06/2016 18:21
so_this_is_me tells us more.
By Soon2beexhr - 05/02/2018 15:00
Wasted moment
By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00
By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco
By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53
By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States
By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse
Rookie mistake
By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05
The Boxer
By single - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - Canada
By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States
By ABBenzin - 01/02/2012 16:11 - United States
By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States
By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia
Angel1000168 tells us more.
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States
By lingling - 16/12/2012 00:57 - United States - Germantown
Take the L
By JPPUDLY - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Gatos
By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia
By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States
By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States
ughno tells us more.
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha
By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States
By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States
L0lCney tells us more.
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
Nice boxers
By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France
By howcanihelpyou - 14/08/2018 20:45 - United States - Wantagh
Keywords
Just to clarify, the dress code was business casual but since it was on a farm, I was trying to choose comfortable, practical shoes that would not get totally ruined and that still looked nice which proved to be a bit of a challenge. After lots of shopping around and trying on many pairs of shoes, I found a pair of flats and I ended up wearing those. It did rain pretty heavily later so I ended up getting permission to change into shoes that I wouldn't mind getting muddy. This had absolutely nothing to do with entitlement, I was just trying to be practical :)