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The Top
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Long haul
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Worst threesome ever
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Oh, hi Mark!
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Marvel Comics
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So many questions
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Teaching moment
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Eye bleach
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Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.
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Fun is overrated
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Customers from Hell
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By MissMoonpie - 27/08/2016 12:21 - Belgium - Leuven
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OP here. To clear some things up, my dad and mum divorced like 9 years ago. The fact that he has a girlfriend doesn't bother me at all. It is more the fact that I know this trough my brother that bothers me. I'm at my dorm for a month because I have to take exams (in Belgium it is normal to spend the weekends at home and the weekdays in your dorm, but now I am at my dorm for a month), so I haven't seen my father for quite some time. When I found out she is going to move in with us was a complete shock for me. I don't know her, nor does she now me, and my father hadn't even told me about her. He called me (after I called my grandma because I was very upset) and said not to worry. If she's moving in, it will be for November. By that time I will have met her (hopefully).
By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane
You good, lady?
By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio
Definitely done that
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Dirty talk
By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States
Double trouble
By Monika - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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OP here. My cat is an indoor cat, we rescued her when she was 2 months old and she never left the house in the last 3 years. My dog popped a corner of the screen out of one of my windows and that's how my cat got outside. We went to all of our nearby neighbors asking them to keep an eye out for her, and the particular person who has my cat hates my husband. We thought it was strange he was being so nice and friendly towards us the first day, and now we know why.