By Anonameow - 02/01/2016 16:57 - United States - Fairfax
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Fight club
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By vanillaforme - 27/07/2013 23:07 - Canada - Toronto
vanillaforme tells us more.
By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals
Plans
By Screw My Parents - 22/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Barrington
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Inappropriate
By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University
Unsure
By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States
Ouch or ouch?
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By Betterthanthis - 25/11/2015 20:16 - United States - New Berlin
Get away from me!
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By Denise1988 - 10/11/2015 17:35 - United States - Las Vegas
Denise1988 tells us more.
The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
By FMyJob - 06/11/2015 23:59 - Australia - Ashfield
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Surprise!
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Waste my time
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Drive
By neverunderstood - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Italy - San Pietro In Casale
By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00
Nice try, Sharon
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton
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TMI
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By Hellish - 21/10/2016 04:11 - United States - Gurnee
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Hey, OP here. Here are some more details, for those curious: - All FMLs must begin with the word "Today", but this actually happened a couple of years ago. My GF and I are still together. - Yes, it was a full-blown panic attack, and the only one I've ever had in my life. Never having experienced one before, I thought it was something like a heart attack. What got edited out of the FML was that we actaully called paramedics and I ended up in emergency. - We got the handcuffs off and some normal clothes on my GF (I was already fully clothed) before the paramedics arrived, so there was no need for embarrassing explanations. For a minute though, it was a real concern. - I still don't know what exactly the trigger was. Both my GF and I were pretty nervous and weren't really enjoying ourselves. (We should have stopped when it was clear that neither of us really wanted to continue, but we figured we would try anyway.) I think her anxiety contributed to mine, eventually leading to the panic attack. - We *did* try again a few weeks afterward, when we were both much more "in the mood." No panic attack that time, but we pretty much confirmed that neither of us liked being restrained before or during sex. We both had fantasies about this sort of thing, which is what led us to try it in the first place, but reality proved much different than our imaginations. - For those wondering, they were simple police-style handcuffs, not anything specifically made for bondage play.