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The Top
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It's toast
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By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines
Asshat
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By ellisp1 - 04/07/2017 22:10
When the Jehova's Witnesses come knocking...
By FML Approved - 28/07/2017 18:30
Kinky
By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada
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Nice gesture, or something
By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China
Gibson headstock blues
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By ohhotdamn - 26/03/2009 02:48 - United States
ohhotdamn tells us more.
By pat3212 - 11/08/2016 22:56 - Canada - Toronto
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By holluphollup - 01/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Mineola
holluphollup tells us more.
OP here. I'm here to explain this a little better. Ok so first off, I'm under 18 so therefore I can't leave. Second, my mother wants to do this because she wants to be a midwife, and Guatemala has cheap midwifery classes and programs. You might say she's doing this to help us financially, but my dads a doctor so that takes care of itself. Also, my mom has horrible back problems. At times she can barely move without hurting. If she's like this, then how will she be able to perform her job well? ( Surgery isn't an option because everyon we've tried has failed). I'm 17 and I've been in a small town where everybody knows everybody. I'm at the top of my class, and I have a real shot into getting into a prestigious university. I also have very deep connections with the people here. I don't want to throw this away. I don't mean to be rude and thwart my moms dreams, but it's just not what's best right now in my opinion. Hope this answered a lot of your questions. Also, thanks for all the support I really appreciate it. :)
Mommy's boy
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By GyroUpgraded - 20/07/2016 23:03 - United States - Portland
The simple life
By swervelol - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Don't hate the player…
By He who is free of sin casts the first stone. - 16/06/2021 14:01
Nice try, Sheila
By Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium
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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42
Hell no
By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Chubby life
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By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 23:37 - Canada - Toronto
Keywords
ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.