Close to the edge
By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht
By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht
By peridot1aa - 24/10/2018 03:00
By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton
By haley - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00
By dusty - 06/12/2018 15:30
By Eleanor - 20/02/2017 00:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds
By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00
By Emmereen - 23/03/2017 15:20
By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Porkletmon - 25/12/2016 20:49 - United States - Philadelphia
OP here. I didn't create an account because I didn't think this would get posted. Thanks for making my day! I just wanted to clarify some things, especially about the olive oil and vinegar gift set. The father is Italian and appreciates a good bottle of vinegar and oil, I'm not talking about the regular kinds you can get at the supermarket, but olive oil that is cold pressed and infused with rosemary herbs, the vinegar is infused with dark espresso and they both gushed about it. Now, about the soap, it is not "fancy" or thoughtful, it was a square bar of soap (think Dial) in a Ziplock bag, the soap had no wrappings. Had I not notice the foul odor coming from the armpit area of the dress, I would have agreed that the dress probably just absorbed some of the smell from her house, but in this case, I highly doubt it. Also, the dress tag was put in through a thread loop, not through the fabrics, and the tag was already yellowed with stains. The Coach leather bag itself had a strong leather smell, but what I smelled was something resembling sweaty feet, the purse had dried white stains on it and parts of the leather was scratched up. Needless to say, you won't see me wearing any of those things on New Years Eve. Happy Holidays everyone!
By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson
By emeraldapostle - 17/05/2019 01:59
By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50
By koreageis - 08/12/2016 20:42 - United States - Medina
OP here. I made an account just to give everyone more details. This girl and I were friends a loooong tine ago and stopped being friends for many reasons. Well, when she was dating my boyfriend she cheated on him and he left her. Over a year later, I started dating him after she gave me her blessing and told me about her new fiancé and kid on the way and about how happy she was. A year later I find the fake account under a different name filled with posts about me, my love life and about how awful we did her. One post blatantly said that my mother called her all the time mocking me and giving her my personal info so she can stalk me even more. I also found many comments where my mom asked her to text her or call her and many comments from my friend, who is someone I've known for four years but talk to every now and then, talking about me as well. Apparently both of them pretended to be on my side while they helped her stalk me, my boyfriend and roommate. This girl found out who I was living with, where I was living and even knew everything about my love life because of my mother. I've deleted all my social media, including my Facebook just to get this girl off my back. My mother denied everything, didn't apologize and hasn't attempted to speak to me since. I last spoke to her about a month ago, more or less.
By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00
By sadsadteacher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles
By worst day of my life - 06/07/2019 20:04
By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond
By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00
By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket
By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington
By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States
By obviously a scumbag criminal - 24/11/2017 19:00
By stachattack - 23/12/2017 15:00
By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/02/2018 15:00 - United Kingdom - Poole
By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon
By Anonymous - 19/06/2016 20:06 - United States - Milwaukee
By Anonymous - 14/04/2018 15:00
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OP here. My cat was not hurt, thankfully. He briefly looked a bit shaken, and then felt the need to be underfoot while I cleaned up the glass. He's made that jump before and since, though nowadays a tall cat tree seems to satisfy his desire to launch himself to great heights.