By joarasmi - 01/06/2018 05:00
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Bad hair day
By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States
By crazycatlady1890 - 27/08/2018 21:46
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Tasty
By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00
It's getting old, Nan
By sick of this shit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kelowna
By Cat’s dildo - 29/11/2018 02:53
Alaina Heuerman tells us more.
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
By princessrose - 16/11/2016 11:05
By Fatherdaughter - 28/07/2017 11:21
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OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"
By storrent - 05/10/2016 16:18 - United States - Houston
Thanks, I hate it
By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee
Thanks Susan
By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States
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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States
By Wex - 09/01/2009 09:02 - Chile
By ChromoTec - 24/09/2018 22:38
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Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't let me. I want to live in Japan as an adult, and this trip might be the only chance I'll get before making that decision. She also says she's concerned about my "safety," although we have 24/7 support, a bilingual tour guide with us at all times, and one adult chaperone per six students. I really cannot convince her otherwise, so I guess I just can't go. It was nice getting all of your supportive comments, and I look forward to being able to go as an adult.
By Bonngoo - 17/11/2016 18:17 - United States
By Murphs_Law - 16/11/2016 06:37 - United States
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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell
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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:33 - United States
Brute force
By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham
By patate - 21/09/2017 21:02
patate_fml tells us more.
For everyone wondering, I work in a tiny ass town in France where we don't have much delivery to make compare to others and I had the smallest car of the fleet that day I had 3 rounds of 25-30 medium packages to deliver all of them with a mandatory signature. Nobody was home even though I was in time for each and everyone of them. Only this first round was Horrible the rest of the day (and the week) went more smoothly
Happy birthday!
By secretsant4 - 09/10/2017 17:36 - United States - Philadelphia
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OP here. Thanks everyone for absolutely 0 zero sympathetic comments. Yes it was a legitimate reaction. The dose I was prescribed was way too high for my weight and I had just come back from a 7 hour time change so I took my pill about 22 hours apart instead of 24 which meant there was extra in my system, giving me the bad side effects like nausea and dry heaving. Not sure how I was supposed to know that was gonna happen and not go out. And to everyone telling me to go to the doctor what exactly would the doctor have done to stop me dry heaving?? For anyone who cares I went back to the doctor and they prescribed me a much lower dose (the lowest they make) and now I don’t have any side effects.
By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula
Perfect contraceptive
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By caggybandicoot - 18/06/2016 02:37 - United Kingdom - Torquay
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OP here - can't believe this got published?! I immediately phoned my ISP once I'd figured out what happened - I couldn't reconnect the line myself as I can't access the exchange box (and plus I wouldn't trust myself to be fiddling around in there anyway), and my internet has been restored. As for compensation, I should be getting a portion of my bill back as it took them so long to send an engineer out. Thanks everyone!
By Frustrated - 19/04/2018 05:00 - United Kingdom
By -1 Pair of Pants - 30/05/2016 19:49 - United States - Westborough
By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States
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OP here... thanks for the comments! My fiancé did essentially tell her to shove it. She did apologize (after missing his masters graduation), and he still hasn’t quite forgiven her. As for what this means for the future... luckily, my fiancé is NOT a mamas boy in the least, and is happy seeing her once or twice a year. He, my mother, and I have a bet going on what sets her off next. Personally, my money is on the day she realizes we aren’t giving her grandkids.