Haircut and Miscellaneous: Bad hair day

Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 14:01

Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

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Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:29

I don't know what's sadder: the fact that you have a mullet or the fact that you didn't know you have a mullet.

Jackthestripper 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:00

Mullets are an abomination.

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jazzmynejazz 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:47

******* hicks

Jackthestripper 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:00

Mullets are an abomination.

_miss_anonymous_ 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:08

awww...poor thing...heeheehee thats pretty funny though...

Lizzygirlleee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:46

o that sucks!!! i would punch her in the face!

Khalavaster 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:18

that bitch.

UrRightFML 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 7:29

mullets rule.

Thefog 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:56

i can see u like billy ray cyrus

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:55

y r u in virgina billy Ray Cyrus? u should be in hollywood

calebg23 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:39

supernatural is the shiznit

beepelati 5

Thursday 29 April 2010 9:45

oh god. i'm sooo sorry.

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