Bad hair day
By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States
By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States
By fed up - 23/08/2018 23:30
By Crushed - 09/12/2018 12:30
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 10:27 - New Zealand - Auckland
By BangBangBzzz - 15/12/2015 22:01
By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 02:00 - Canada - Westerose
By chronic - 12/03/2017 02:00
By limping - 02/04/2017 09:46 - United Kingdom - London
nah dude. the kids were playing that dumb game where you pretendingly dart in front of a car and then dart back, it's a really idiotic game. but they were never really in danger of getting hit.
By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31
By princessrose - 16/11/2016 11:05
By Fatherdaughter - 28/07/2017 11:21
OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"
By storrent - 05/10/2016 16:18 - United States - Houston
By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee
By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States
By Money Shot - 15/07/2018 06:00
By crazycatlady1890 - 27/08/2018 21:46
OP here... thanks for the comments! My fiancé did essentially tell her to shove it. She did apologize (after missing his masters graduation), and he still hasn’t quite forgiven her. As for what this means for the future... luckily, my fiancé is NOT a mamas boy in the least, and is happy seeing her once or twice a year. He, my mother, and I have a bet going on what sets her off next. Personally, my money is on the day she realizes we aren’t giving her grandkids.
By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00
By sick of this shit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kelowna
By Cat’s dildo - 29/11/2018 02:53
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie
By AnnoyedandAutistic - 01/06/2017 02:00
By ApplePie1994 - 11/11/2016 01:51 - Ireland - Mallow
OP here. My sassy Jack Russell ass bitch's name is Honey. She's 13, blind and smells like ass. The older she gets, the cheekier she becomes. She's still awesome, though. I eventually won the battle. Yes, I rewarded her submission with rubs. I talk to her like she's a person. She's sick of my bullshit, tbh. I love my baba. I'll upload pictures of her on my profile.
By Confused Clipboard - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena
By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos
By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle
By LittleFriend - 30/11/2017 06:00
By what did you say? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By KaylaRox1908 - 10/04/2016 20:12 - Canada - Toronto
When she told me this it was at the end of the work day so I had no other choice but to give it to her at that moment because my shift was over. This job was in retail and this particular store ranks all their employees together from all of their stores across Southern Ontario. I only worked there for a couple of months and it was my first job, so my coworkers grew to take advantage of me or try to stop my sales (yes, they found a way), so that's why I quit. To those of you saying I should've gotten a letter of recommendation: my boss no longer works there and has been replaced by one of those said coworkers! Oh well.
By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington
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OP here. first some bits i had to cut out for lack of room. i had just been dropped off at my truck as id stayed at a relatives house the night before so it was midday just before starting a return shift at truck rest stop and the "didnt bring my debit card" was entirely my fault as i hadnt checked in my rush to leave as id been running late id already got quite far when id realised id left it behind, also a sunday afternoon so no banks open to get a replacement card....turned out a happy ending though as i remembered i had hidden an emergency 20 in a compartment of said truck. Lesson learned i have a emergency kit with a credit card and cash just incase of attack of the birds has a sequel.