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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:18

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

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Comments

Edenbeam 19

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:49

I would have hit you with a frying pan too.

kchabot 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 7:49

NEVER EVER tell a girl to get back into the kitchen!!! Thats pretty bad!! Lol! Loserrr!

musicfades1 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:22

Sexist pig!

stabbed1ntheback 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 22:27

You. *******. Deserved. It. Women/kitchen is only funny when it's a joke

bobbeta30 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:54

That's exactly what I would have done. F u jackass

chlle_2012 0

Monday 16 January 2012 0:27

That's what u get for beeing a sexist pig!

Coffeebang 17

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:25

YDI

LemonLolly 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:03

You're an ass

tinycheerleader 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:28

I just LOLed so hard

wruch 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 17:14

Asshole deserved it.

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