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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:18

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

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Comments

Pikalu1 3

Saturday 14 August 2010 21:38

Teehee. You honestly expected to get pity after being an ass? Yeah, she did what you told her to do, and did something you would probably never think of - retaliated with it. I hope you made her a 'sammich' and begged for her forgiveness. All these people whining about double standards? I'm sure you're the same kind of person who got what was coming to you.

emmyers 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:56

I would have done the same thing :/

LaLa_369 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:13

what an ass. you deserved it.

TeenieAmerica 9

Saturday 23 October 2010 22:54

Lol YDI and your wife is awesome.

jkpajama 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:48

how is she ur wife if u treat eachother like that

wednesdeyy 5

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:46

You should have grabbed the frying pan and hit her back twice as hard. Then tell her to make you a sandwich before you hit her again.

moms_mistake 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:37

where is this freaking #107?! i wanna see what he wrote!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 12 December 2010 19:43

You are f*cking stupid #315. Considering that you're a woman, You must have misread the FML over and over. The OP made a sexist remark which you mistook as a general insult. You are an embarrassment to your own gender and an insecure bitch. You wouldn't like it if a man beat the sh*t out of you with a Frying Pan because you wont submit to something wouldn't want to do, now would ya?