Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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brianandtommy 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 6:24

Not u?

lululatenight 28

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:28

Please explain how you did not know how many letters are in the alphabet? It's pretty much the first thing you know in preschool -_-

doglover100 28

Tuesday 6 November 2012 19:12

26. There are 26 letters.

fuck_you_idiots 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 19:46

Modern Russian Alphabet has 33 letters, Greek alphabet has 24, Nordic countries have 29 letters, Hawaiian alphabet has 13 letters so on... If we count Japanese kana's as alphabets, they have 84. Not everyone uses the same alphabets fyi.

hurley12 30

Sunday 21 April 2013 8:15

You're an idiot

chandlerbelacic 17

Wednesday 15 May 2013 19:55

Go back to school then YDI

Haluski0218 6

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:50

Seriously? How do you not know.

PraparAnis 19

Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:03

I would love to know what you thought!

J03_b 2

Saturday 7 June 2014 17:52

What utter ignorance.

deathfyre8 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 16:13

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