Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

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Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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jjluv456 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:32

Facepalm

pyrigirl1324 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:21

of course it was you! (ahem...)

dabomb1463 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:47

Theres 26 you idiots

hewdud 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:00

7- smart ass

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 23 January 2012 22:59

Dude,there are 28. Everyone with half a brain cell shows that.

cunningchick 1

Friday 3 February 2012 5:55

There's 26 dumbass,

I_lost_the_game 25

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:04

I found 7 interesting, it's not their fault you don't want to learn...

jdyo3 5

Friday 18 May 2012 5:36

Did anyone else think that maybe OP is around 8 years old too

Dallasluver19 14

Friday 1 June 2012 3:45

Hey, I didn't Wyoming was a state in the u.s till a month ago, and I live in Virginia!

Ninjasaurus18 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:48

Maybe you shouldn't be a complete dumbfuck and this wouldn't have happened.

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