Kids, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: My favorite letter is L - FML

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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sluggumsoriley 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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Gimmedat 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 1:27

use silence dogood as your signature.

maddiesonnn 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 4:35

u stupid and need to go bak to kindergarten

tpike1296 11

Monday 21 June 2010 14:50

59: I just so happen to think 7 was very informative...but maybe in the wrong place...

puppettamer 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:14

Shut up 7.

missawesome16 0

Monday 16 August 2010 9:06

no one cares she ment the english one u f*ckin nerd

broderickcj 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:01

there r 26 lol

MassachusettsBoy 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:48

So what if you didnt know that? Its like not knowing how many spokes are on a standard bike wheel. If you know , you know. If you never counted, you wouldnt.

blt710 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:54

hahahaha that's kinda sad but I've been there xP

howie321 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:53

OMG shut the eff up and stop arguing nobody gives a shi*

rick_maahea 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:41

wow. and you are allowed use of electronic devices without adult supervision??? that is the FAIL. do you bathe with the toaster?

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