By ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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RedTriceratops 0

But I don't have testicles.

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cabbitt 0

I hope you learned to look where you sit.

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blastvortex 3

Gee, you mean that something that perceived your actions as threatening and fought back? Who would've thought that could ever happen.... Or maybe it was trying to find its nuts and got yours instead. [Hamster] "Oh, here they are! Yum!" *crunch*

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masterblaster39 0

#58 with or without the hamster?

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comatoast 0

Rhino the hamster doesn't **** around

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cardiojunkie 0

YDI 4 sitting on a hamster

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kritz0 10

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutspelling/learnt "What is the difference between 'learnt' and 'learned'? These are alternative forms of the past tense and past participle of the verb learn. Learnt is more common in British English, and learned in American English. There are a number of verbs of this type (burn, dream, kneel, lean, leap, spell, spill, spoil etc.). They are all irregular verbs, and this is a part of their irregularity." I am ashamed to call myself American at times because of some of the idiots who think they know something and speak up. Showing how STUPID and IGNORANT they really are. (I'm definitely proud I'm a dual citizen and can always revert back to saying I'm Canadian also.)

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asteroth 8

Yikes. if i had known Americans were this sensitive about grammar I would have kept my mouth shut. :X

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idkweird 0

Most of us aren't. It's just sad when you see the ignorance of some, and the rest of us get stereotyped in. My ex was English and we used to tease each other about the right way to say things, but it was all in fun, and I know enough of my history to know where my language developed, lol.

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asteroth 8

I was only taught English in Hochschule, but we really didn't get much into debates between other forms of English. It's a little confusing. My foray into the argument was like a stab in the dark. >_>

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blitzen123 0

That poor hamster. : (

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