By ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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RedTriceratops 0

But I don't have testicles.

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cabbitt 0

I hope you learned to look where you sit.

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ghostwitch1863 0

that's the stupidest thing I have heard in awhile. idiot.

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asteroth 8

Today I LEARNED that there is only one species of wild hamster left in the world. I also LEARNED that a past participle ending in "t" usually goes at the end of a sentence. I also LEARNED that you are a living grammar fail.

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olw25 0

it bit u because u think LEARNT is a word.

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PiratesvNinjas 0

Learnt IS a word. It's proper English, something Americans don't understand. Oh, and it's "you" not "u"

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kev08326 1

if you were speaking to me in person and said learnt I would punch you in the face

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sandwichhater 0

poor little thing =( imagie it hadn't bitten you!!! so be glad

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masterblaster39 0

Today I LEARNED that KEV08326 wasted his money on anger management classes and OP is getting to know his hamster very well!

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asteroth 8

Today, I LEARNED that 68 can't think of a comeback to save his life.

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PiratesvNinjas 0

Today, I LEARNT that either 71 is gender confused, or I am awesome. MLIA

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madskillz3088 0

that sucks for the hamster... I hope u at least had peanut butter on your balls first

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perdix 29

I used to have hamsters when I was a kid. They looked sooooooo cute when they stored huge amounts of food in their furry, little cheeks! I'll bet it's not so goddam cute when it's your balls stuffing those cheeks! Although the image of a walking scrotum with beady eyes is hilarious to the rest of the world!

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idkweird 0

I never had hamsters. I had a pet rat. Well, two over the years. Neither of them ever bit me. Sweetest freaking pets in the world :)

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S0biTeMe 4

What is a hamster?

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perdix 29

I forget, but I remember it smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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ScaryyMary 14

What happened to my comment? D: WAH!

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QueenPersephone 9

What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color!? ....What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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mcme 0

Well what do you mean? An African or a Europeon swallow?

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asteroth 8

I also LEARNED that what looks a past participle is usually an adjective z.B. "spilt milk" not "I spilt my milk."

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zippit09 0

Well done, you spotted another past participle that can be acceptably spelled (or spelt, if you prefer) with a T. Maybe not where you're from, but over here where we invented the language, its fine. Seriously people just google a dictionary site, they all say "past participle" right there :S

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