Animals: Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead...

By ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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You deserved it 43 092

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By Roselyn Cazares - 23/07/2017 19:55

Today, I was petting my female hamster when I felt a big mass under her. I immediately thought it was a tumor so I poked it to see if it hurt her. It didn't. Turns out my female hamster is actually a male, and he has really big balls. I touched my hamster's balls. FML

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You deserved it 1 938

By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 297

You deserved it 26 978

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 961

You deserved it 11 247

By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 890

You deserved it 4 392

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 789

You deserved it 16 013

Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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You deserved it 175

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 775

You deserved it 7 632

By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 460

You deserved it 5 057

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 621

You deserved it 53 657

By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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You deserved it 9 595

RedTriceratops 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:05

But I don't have testicles.

cabbitt 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:07

I hope you learned to look where you sit.

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Ttime21921 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:09

lmfao

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:13

you should feel lucky considering that might be the only action them balls of yours will ever see! I hope you at least got that hamster a drink first ;)

Joey7361 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:20

I believe he did, why else would he sit "naked " on a hamster..

AdAmLamBertLoVeR_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:16

I LOVE THIS GUY! Hahah

murhaaja 14

Monday 1 March 2010 16:15

watch out where are u sitting down, idiot

jts2 3

Monday 1 March 2010 16:15

I'm sorry dude, but that is ******* hillarious..

cali_girl11 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:17

no sympathy you don't even know proper English. YDI.

jts2 3

Monday 1 March 2010 16:18

How does he not know proper English?

inuyashagirl 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:59

what is learnt? why wouldn't he just put learned??

pariah13 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:15

exact same thing I was thinking. couldn't get past that. learnt? WTF?

nnhoang 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:20

Learnt is correct too, there are two ways of spelling it. In the UK and Canada and other places like Malaysia (where the OP is from), they spell it learnt. Then I guess Americans spell it learned which sounds quite odd to me...

nnhoang 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:22

they're*

DonkeyDelight 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:04

There=place, They're=They are, he was right.

MXavierT 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:17

Gonna' say Callgirl11's post was either a troll post, or she's just a complete dumb ass. Learn to use punctuation before you criticize someone else's English retard

Unlucky_Gun 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:09

Your the dumbass/retard because you can't even see that she did use some punctuation. Your also the retard/dumbass because you actually let people with wrong spelling/grammar or non-perfect grammar/spelling get to you and you actually are bent out of shape and crying about it. It's the internet. Who gives a crap? P.S: before you cry about me saying "your" instead of "you're", I do know the difference but I could careless about it on the internet and texting unlike your dumb ******* retarded ass... You're an idiot. There, make you happy? Fricken moron