By ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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RedTriceratops 0

But I don't have testicles.

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cabbitt 0

I hope you learned to look where you sit.

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BlaiseTheCraze 0

at least the hamster wasn't naked. then things could get awkward.

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bozodaone 0

We all know you were "experimenting." Not fooling anybody, you filthy hamster face-sitter.

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0mfgz 0

What the ****? What kind of person sits on a hamster? Sicko..

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frankiefan 0

I hold between my buttcheeks... a hamster... that wiggles... itself!

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Immature_fml 0

"Accidentally" seems too innocent a word if you thought it would die.

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maddiewoah 15

LOLOL. YDI for not looking at where you were sitting. :)

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allycatloo24 0

why would you even want to sit on a hamster in the first place? were you trying to kill it?!

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Sekococo 0

Am i the only one on american soil that learn learnt is a word ? i knew this since middle school. damn sub humans dont know a simple word exist.

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Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0

how the hell do you accendently sit on a hamster? they are the type of pets that you need to watch whenever you have them out, so you should know where they are at all times.:( and is is not a good thing that the hamster only bit you and didn't die. I mean, why have a hamster if you not getting bit is more important than it's life.:(??

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