By ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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RedTriceratops 0

But I don't have testicles.

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cabbitt 0

I hope you learned to look where you sit.

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howmanysyllables 0

i read this as "hammer", much funnier.

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suzieq181218 0

What else did you learnt? Because you obviously didn't learn how to spell.

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ayjayyuk 0

you liked it didnt you . . . you sicken me

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theeBeezWaXx 0

how in thee ...? why in thee f*** would you even sit on it.? attempt to kill it.?

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ggallegos13 2

Watch where you sit down...? Geeze the stupidity of people really bugs me sometimes. YDI so much

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Ttime21921 0

did fml stop editing? learnt? LEARNED, Captain Word Choice.

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zippit09 0

Actually let out a snigger at the number of people failing to be spelling Nazis. "Learnt" is fine; maybe it isn't the most common form in your country, but does that make you experts? No. So get it right before you whine.

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